[Excerpt 1: The men’s room of the Scyldhrooneogar Marriott. June 5, 438 A.D., 11:38 p.m.] KING HROTHGAR: Unnnnnnhhhh. BEOWULF: Aaaaaaaarrrhhh. KING HROTHGAR: Ehhhnffff. BEOWULF: What the hell do they ...
Let's hop into a time machine and go back to the England of yore! If this were a movie, no matter when we got out of the machine, we could walk up to people and start talking. It could be medieval ...