Every morning, you draw your eyebrows in front of the mirror.You drew the right one well, but the left one is a little off.

A prophet once said that some people are born with great eyebrows. Others have great eyebrows drawn upon them. And others...draw their eyebrows on their arms. Folks, meet the armbrow.* The concept is ...

It's terribly horrible, yes, but it's also pretty funny. Hey, you have to take care of a baby all day, 24/7. That's so much work! All you're asking for in return is to give them some non-toxic Magic ...