Santa Claus is a bit of a jerk. He works one day a year and spends the other 364 judging you. Why do we find it necessary to leave milk and cookies for a pessimistic, fat scumbag like Old Saint Nick?
Though the traditions of Christmas extend for more than a millennium, the internet age has brought with it a confounding new ...
We need to start a movement. It’s time we take back Christmas from the lazy bourgeois Claus family. That pessimistic, fat scumbag Santa works one day of the year and spends 364 days casting judgment ...