Yellowbeard shouldn't have been funny. The writing was awful and the story was kind of a snoozer. But when you have a hall of fame cast - thanks to Graham Chapman cashing in every available favor - ...

“I MAY be blind but I’ve got acute hearing,” declares Blind Pew (John Cleese) to government agent Eric Idle, with the reply: “I’m not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes!” Monty Python meets ...

The most feared pirate on the seven seas beheads his opponents, sleeps with their women and then beheads them too. His name says it all, for when anyone catches sight of the terrifying visage of ...