"Given the US life expectancy of about 80 years, and the median age of 39 years old, it seems M&M assumes the average person ...
For anyone dreading sitting across from their teenage cousin and feeling like the oldest person to ever walk the earth as families gather over the next few weeks for the holidays, this one is for you.
"They kept changing the date for the end of the world...1880...1914...1929...1974...2000... sheeze, end it already..." ...